I could be your third wheel.
I could be your third wheel.
i want to believe the egg stunt was actually super rad and this person is bitter about it
i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life
are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me
im intimidating until we’re friends then im just approval-seeking overprotective trash who will probably cry if u don’t like smth I do
look at dat acting
JESUS CHRIST I’M REBLOGGING THIS TWICE BECAUSE LOOK AT THE FUCKING MUSCLE SPASM IN THE 4TH GIF LOOK AT THAT JUST HOLY SHIT HOW CAN WHOVIANS NOT LOVE THIS MAN AND THIS MAN’S ACTING AND JUST
let’s talk about things that aren’t okay
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE SKIP HIM LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT. LOOK AT IT.
If Eccleston had more than one season, he would be my favorite of all the Doctors. Hands down.
well he wasn’t lying about one thing
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — An Oklahoma City police officer was charged Friday with 16 counts including first-degree rape and sexual battery after being accused of assaulting at least eight women while on patrol.
Daniel Holtzclaw, 27, also faces charges of forcible oral sodomy and indecent exposure. Holtzclaw, a former standout football player in high school and college, was arrested Aug. 21. He remained in custody on a $5 million cash bond Friday, according to jail records.
He is accused of stopping women, who were all black and between the ages of 34 and 58, while on duty in Oklahoma City. Prosecutors allege that he raped two women and either fondled others or forced them to expose themselves, and police said there may be more victims.
"Former standout football player in high school and college"
"He only assaulted older Black women"
*39 people raise over $7,000 to defend him*
Alternatively titled: how we discuss and treat white male criminals (rapists) in the United States
Wait so is he being falsely accused or what i have no idea whats up
Unlikely, considering less than 2% of all accusations of rape and other sexual abuses are estimated to be “false”. He’s got at least thirty-nine women accusing him of this —it is statistically more likely that one of these women is actually a ham sandwich than it is that any of them are making false accusations against him.
but then why is there a fundraiser for justice for him? I’m just genuinely confused in this situation.
What would Jesus not do?
Things Jesus would do:
- Flip tables
- Turn water into fine wine to save your wedding party
- Tell the weather outside to STOP
- Curse trees for producing shitty fruit
- Bring people back from the dead
- Go fishing
- Give you food
- Whatever the hell he wants to on the Sabbath
- Make furniture
- Walk across the ocean because you need to stop
This…is the best
As Stalkingstalkerthatstalks said: Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
Canon Jesus is better than fanon Jesus.
CAN I GET THAT ON A TSHIRT
Fanon Jesus is a white guy who hugs lambs
Canon Jesus is a sassy middle eastern guy who hung out with prostitudes and spread peace and acceptance of everyone
who also hugged lambs
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad